Woke up this morning to the sound of Kristin talking. I must have been in a deep sleep, ’cause one minute it was silent, the next, her voice was coming from right beside me.
It was about 10am though… So it wasn’t too bad. I got up there and then, we still had the net, so I went onto Kara’s Mac, cause she went to class… and spoke to some people there. Then I moved onto Kristin’s laptop, cause as i’ve previously stated, I don’t like Macs.
When Kara got home, and after we’d watched Ellen, Jeopardy and Millionaire (a daily ritual now), we went to Fry’s, where Kara complained a lot, but we got some Sprite, amongst other stuff.
When we came out of Fry’s, it was raining. It was nice. Only problem being it was still roasting. We drove to the video shop, and picked up Syriana and Northern Exposure…(Kara’s pick).
We watched the first episode of Northern Exposure (the pilot) and then watched TV for a bit… Kristin came back from the cinema (where she works), and we watched Letterman, before going to Fry’s again, to get the stuff Kara wouldn’t buy, aswell as some cake mix.
However… Before we went to Fry’s, JJ came back from his little outing. He had a sore eye…
“Why was his eye sore?” – I hear you cry! “Tell us!”…
Well kids, his eye was sore, due to the fact that he had cum in it. Yup, that’s right… cum. Now, I would like to direct your attention back to the title of this blog.
“How did he end up with cum in his eye?” Is that what you’re asking yourselves? … Well… never fear! I shall tell you…
In JJ’s words… “I didn’t want him to cum in my ass, so I told him to cum in my face…” – “Ow… my eye…”
I hope, from now on, JJ is known as “the guy that got cum in his eye”, just cause it’s funny as fuck.
We went to Fry’s, all the while JJ was complaining about his sore eye, when at Fry’s i pointed out a few things that might be useful for him in the future… Swimming goggles, being the first thing I saw, there was also another set of goggles, but they came with a snorkel, which somehow made the whole thing funnier.
We got back to the apartment, and watched Craig Ferguson, while Kristin put together the cake mix, and put it in the oven.
…and, after some talk of penis size.
A guy named Matt has a 7 and a half inch, and Alex is the size of Kara’s hand… Kara has fairly small hands…
Now, im sat in the livingroom, watching the second season of Northern Exposure.
That people, was my birthday…
Good times.